Jingle for Mary Jess TV Advert

[bobscullen]

Mary Jess has tweeted to me that she does not have a dishwasher so I suggested to her that she should do an advert for one.

For a bit of fun only, I thought we should see who can write the best jingle for Mary Jess if she was to do an advert for a major ‘white goods’ company. I think my jingle would be:

‘Hotpoint Hotpoint so divine makes your dishes Shine, Shine, Shine’

Can anybody beat that?

[John]

If your hands are chafing
I’m yours whatever
I will not forsake you ever
Don’t dry alone

Apologies to Robin Gibb, but I heard Mary-Jess sing it first; therefore to me it is her song.

[Simon]

Ok I'm no wordsmith but I'll give it a go.

If you find washing up tortuous get a Zanussi dishwasher and your life will be Glorious

;D ;D

[bobscullen]

Not bad Simon, how long have you been working on that one?

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[Simon]

I was determined to use Glorious and I just couldn't think of anything.
Anybody know a lyricist??? lol